Daily Archives: September 1, 2014

Charlton Heston’s Ghost Sighted Crashing Tea Party

Charlton Heston’s Ghost was seen going into a Tea Party rally today. “I’m tired of heaven,” the movie star and ex NRA president told this reporter. “Firearms and brimstone are banned and St. Peter pried the gun from my cold dead fingers . . .” For the full story, click on the title.