Daily Archives: August 9, 2015

Failed Musician tries to Wed Moonshiner Maiden 1 comment1

“Anarchist without a power structure,” Joaquin Cotler was scheduled to marry Lindsay Dula, the face that cracked a thousand whips, before the republican establishment stepped in to halt it. “We can’t let these two marry,” Donald Trump announced. “Appalachia would never forgive us if we let that Jewish Nazi socialist run off with our red queen. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Jewish people, and Nazis too, by the way. . . Click the title for more.