Monthly Archives: March 2016

Trump Defends the Alamo

“Those Arabs are tricky,” This reporter heard the Trump cry as we headed down south to defend Texas from the ISIS hordes that threaten our birthright. “If not for their big noses, we could not tell them from the run of the mill rapists and murderers that swarm across our borders every day. They do not just want to steal our minimum wage food service jobs and pay our regressive taxes. They want our virgins, and we barely have enough to keep me in mistresses.” . . . Click the title for more.

Star Trump the Next Degeneration

Star Date: Before you know it.

Reporting from the Starship Boobyprise.

Obergruppenfuhrer Trump in command.

The United Confederation of Planets is sending us to the Romulan Neutral Zone to stop those murders and rapists from swarming across the border.

“But, I thought I was getting tail,” a frustrated Trump complained to this reporter. “And now I find out that this is the episode where Bones Sanders gets boned. Can that Christ killer even use his shriveled up shlong? Mine is yooge.”. . . Click the title for more.

Trump’s Creator Revealed

After the cool, weak and endlessly nuanced Obama, no wonder voters are going for a strong, blunt leader.
–Bobby Jindal (Translation: Trump’s fascism is a result of Obama’s weakness)
Obama has been our first emperor. A Donald Trump presidency, far from reversing the ruling class’s unaccountable hold over American life, would seal it.
–The Federalist (Translation: Trump’s fascism is a result of Obama’s dictatorship)
Trump’s vacillating strength is a result of Obama’s feckless tyranny.
–Lindsey Cotler (Translation: Up is down, black is white)
. . . Click the title for more.