Star Date: Before you know it.
Reporting from the Starship Boobyprise.
Obergruppenfuhrer Trump in command.
The United Confederation of Planets is sending us to the Romulan Neutral Zone to stop those murders and rapists from swarming across the border.
“But, I thought I was getting tail,” a frustrated Trump complained to this reporter. “And now I find out that this is the episode where Bones Sanders gets boned. Can that Christ killer even use his shriveled up shlong? Mine is yooge.”. . . Click the title for more.