Bring Back the God of WAR 2 comments2


God of War 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin made an important joint announcement to Rush’s audience today, stating that they would support the creation of a new US cabinet secretary, the God of War.

“And I know the perfect man for the job. A man knows how to break up countries and kill Arabs,” Rush told his audience. “George W Bush will kill them in their homes so you don’t have to kill them in yours.”

“The important thing,” Governor Palin chimed in, “is that they get snuffed. We need a surge-er in chief. Someone who will dedicate the necessary resources to get the job done, not just some free spending liberal. Who better than the Scourge of Iraq, my buddy George.”

 

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