Christie Confesses! 1 comment1


Taft isn’t the only, “Fat Man in a Bathtub”

Taft isn’t the only, “Fat Man in a Bathtub”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The chopped cheery tree scandal is back in the news with the discovery of a Christie’s aid’s email that read, “Get the axe. Time for some lumber problems in Fort Lee.” The NJ Don admitted his aid bought the axe, but that somehow, a strange dark-skinned kid did the chopping.

“I saw was some minority kid do the chopping,” the Governor related, “Pinky swear!”

The incident brought back painful memories of another of Christie’s scandals. A few years back, in the Garden of Eden, an apple tree was vandalized. Though no one was ever charged, Christie testified he saw swarthy kids with apple pies.

“The liberal media has always tried to blame me for the fall of man,” Christie complained. “So I challenge them to a pie eating contest, just no apple or cherry pies.”

 

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