French Clone Napoleon to Fight ISIS – Flawed Copy Resembles Donald Trump

The emperor has no brain

The emperor has no brain

Terrified by terror, French president Francois Hollande resurrected his France’s greatest weapon: Napoleon. Holland’s president Hollande Francois applauded, “So he looks like Donald Trump? America has to solve Europe’s problems. Who better than the man who took on Rosie O’Donnell?”

“We’ll defeat ISIS,” the Donald Trump Napoleon clone announced. “Not by taking away their second amendment rights to purchase weapons of mass destruction, but by setting up camps in Syria where we can concentrate these refugees. Then it’s Prussia’s turn.”

“Concentration camps for Semites?” an Adolf Hitler clone, brought back to counter Napoleon mused. “Why didn’t I think of that?”

“Two years of vetting won’t expose a determined terrorist,” JEB! shouted to be relevant. “But we should accept anyone who say’s they’re a Christian. Just show them a picture of an Hasidic Jew next to an Abortion Doctor and ask who they’d shoot first.”

The Napoleon Clone agreed, “Don’t get me wrong, I love Syrian refugees. Many fine Syrian refugees work for me. In fact, I will win the Syrian refugee vote by such a yooge margin, it’ll make your head spin.”


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