ISIS, the terrorist recreation club named after the Egyptian goddess of magic, poured into Paris today, threatening to undermine the infamous French fighting spirit.
“Sacrebleu, the back door!” Field Marshal Pepe Le Pew exclaimed upon hearing the news. General Maurice Chevalier elaborated, “We had hoped to slow them down with our road signs. Were we foolish to think our bad spelling would protect us? Perhaps, but what else do we have? We’re French.”
“All Frenchmen,” ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi stated, “should welcome my loving embrace. For I’ve come to teach the French that Pita bread is healthier and easier to pronounce than Quesant. What food starts with a Q? And don’t get me started comparing Goat cheese to Brie.”
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