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“Three cheers for Senator Mitch McConnell!” Bill O’Reilly told his audience yesterday. “Once again, America’s hero has save our way of life by slaying the evil pin-head Barack Obama. Brian Williams and I were there, nailed to the cross on either side of Jesus. I got a hand free and provided Mitch with my Fox news “reality mirror.” Mitch bent the facts and tricked the despicable democrat into believing our truth. The Dark One must now open the Department of Homeland Security, follow the law and stop giving all our hard-earned taxes to his slacker, communist buddies.”
Unfortunately for Billy O, this reporter has learned that the reality mirror only works on those already in the conservative entertainment bubble. When exposed to the mirror, non Tea Baggers laugh, but those who live in the bubble see the subject cringe in terror.
“When he looked into the mirror, Obama saw he was Hitler.” O’Reilly persisted. “Now the sun can shine again upon a free land, dogs will lie with cats, and Jesus will return. No need to thank me. Just buy my books.”
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