World Of Mirrors
Reality the way you want it
Welcome Vice President Palin, to the island where all clouds have silver linings and you and McCain won the 2012 election. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of your own mindlessness. A journey into a wondrous land whose only boundaries are what you’ve imagined or read. In your case Sarah, let’s stick to your imagination.
Tattoo leads a group of tea party little people (i.e. Smurf-like freaks) dancing and singing over Barack Obama’s crushed remains. Your house flattened him when you landed. POO (President Of Oz) John McCain, wants you to liquefy Hillary Clinton. Just douse the dragon lady with Benghazi Water and she’ll dissolve. Then return to stuff McCain into a hot air balloon and off to an old age home. Now you’re boss.
“But how do I get back to Alaska?” you ask. Ricardo Montalban, the good witch of the north replies, “Just click you heels together three times and say, ‘Drill baby, drill.’ ”
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